8 KINDA PUMPUMM AND WHEY DI MAN DEM TINK

Eight types of v*ginas and what men think about them!

• The bony v*gina. If a lady is petite or skinny, chances are that she also has a bony v*gina. Gynaecologists say this type of v*gina is more narrow and bonier than most. “The exciting part about it is that it allows for a tighter fit that ensures a sensational s*xual experience. The worrying part is that it can be a little uncomfortable when a sensitive body part is conjoined with a bony one,” says s*xologist, Adrian O’Neilly.

• Full lip v*gina. Simply put, the woman has plumper lips than the rest. They are so pert that they practically scream for attention. And, they’re kissable too. According to O’Neilly, “men love fat lipped v*ginas because they are always very soft to the touch, very inviting and easier to find for penetration.”

• The shaved v*gina. What this says about a woman is that she’s so into making sure everything is clean shaven, prim and proper, and the s*xiest of the pack. “Guys definitely notice when a woman puts a great deal of work into keeping her v*gina perfectly tamed,” O’Neilly assures.

• The expert v*gina. Well, the expert v*gina shows an experienced lady! She’s got those wide alleys for easy entry—or so male respondents told O’Neilly! But then, the truth is, the v*gina expands as a woman becomes aroused. The only downside is that a guy might be worried that he isn’t going to be able to please his woman!

• The accessorized v*gina. This woman loves to accessorize, with lots of extra skin in the surrounding area. “The common misconception is that this type of v*gina seems like its old, run down, tired or just got off a major diet. Fortunately, men really don’t mind the extra skin, so don’t be afraid to embrace it,” O’Neilly says.

• The 70s v*gina. What it means is that this lady’s got a thing for comfort and relaxation and her v*gina shows it. Shaving down there really isn’t a priority for her. For the most part, guys don’t normally have an issue with an unshaven v*gina, so don’t feel obligated to start a new shaving regimen, O’Neilly says.

• The virginal v*gina. What this indicates is that the lady’s body is as tight as it gets from those slender arms to that tight v*gina. In fact, the walls may actually be closing in. “If you own one of these, you’re in luck because guys give this one two thumbs up. The snug fit allows for heightened sensations and a major confidence boost. Guys never have to worry about whether or not they are big enough and the close fit definitely makes them think your v*gina was made specifically for them,” the s*x expert says.

• The peek-a-boo v*gina. The lady concerned has that cl*toris that is out just enough to give the perfect tease. According to O’Neilly, a perky clitoris makes for the perfect plaything for the male species. Plus, they love the bigger orgasms girls seem to get with these. It makes them feel like they did their job just right.

The bottom line: V*ginas come in all shapes and sizes and there is no such thing as the ‘perfect v*gina.’ Rather, a good man will love his woman despite the type of v*gina she happens to have. As for the woman, learn to embrace your v*gina, regardless of what it looks like.

6 thoughts on “8 KINDA PUMPUMM AND WHEY DI MAN DEM TINK

  1. To put President Obama’s face over any topic about vaginas, pum puns that men like, or such that relates to anything not in his political arena, is disrespectful and inappropriate, as a man who is on the greatest level of a Black man to change world politics and conquer racism becoming the first African American president .

    Good morning .

    Maybe u can use Foota hype picture or something.., yuh know.. ?
    Somebody who have a history of dictating woman crutches . Even Gage

    1. Obama came out of a pumpum, his penis has been in more than one in his life time. The pic was used because of the facial expression. Lighten up. Foota and gage not vagina worthy

  2. I call semi f##ckery bcuz every man know say mawga or slimmaz, i shud say carry some a d fattest pum pum. Like a deh the fat go. How it shape n look vary from woman to woman and/or if she or her partner modify it i.e. when him suck it him draw it like wolf a tear weh deer skin. All in all mi nuh fret ova it bcuz pum pum is just that and how it look is never an indication of her traffic so ppl need fi get pass it. The next thing is this mad rush fi snip off the labia minora. FI WAAH! all when it fava chicken gizzard mek it tan. A bwoy nuh like it mek him go one side. Mi nuh like the pickney looking pum pum nope not one bit. Clitty fi can see when aroused.

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