Man bites lazy wife’s cheek as punishment
A no-nonsense Bulawayo man, Philip Muradzikwa aged 56 landed himself in court for biting his second wife’s cheek as punishment for being extremely lazy.
Muradzikwa claimed that Sibusisiwe Mpofu (32) was in a habit of not spreading their bed.
He said his first wife was an expect in that, magistrate Tinashe Tashaya heard.
The court heard that at an unknown date, Muradzikwa returned home from his first wife.
He started shouting at Mpofu comparing her to her unnamed first wife.
Mpofu responded saying he was not man enough and that angered her husband who bit her.
In court Muradzikwa said he was merely ‘trying to correct her but she got angry and we ended up fighting”.
“She told me i am not man enough and grabbed my private parts, i could not bear the pain and the only way i could make her stop was to bite her on the cheek”.
He is back in court on Monday.
Sounds like self defense.