Please rename you event Tina WetPet!
Why? Why? Why? ( In my nettie frm color purple voice) why tina nuh put har wheelchair inna park? Weh she ago? She ah keep bare as you dare? Mi need fie have a serious talk wid har? Mi nuh seh handicap ppl nuh entitle to have ah likkle fun but god damn it man….I hope she gie di fellow handicappers discount if dem show dem medicaid card or handicap parking stickers at di door! You really need to have several seatbelted seat Tina…look at ur flyers? Look at your face big uuman…yuh face look like when yuh ah wring out ole rag….it doh look good! Who keep fooling yuh? How yuh fie put ur self wid normal ppl…clearly you are an invalid! You are disabled…You look like you ah feel whole heap ah pain….tek ah break nuh…get some sleep…yuh done out and ur body is tired…how you ago keep bare as you dare and yuh cyaan show ur belly madam? Ah bare wrap up tie up fling round and drape yuh put on fie hide yuh self…and now yuh ago bare as yuh dare….mi ago come and tek in di sights caah mi sure mi ago feel like ah circus mi deh dah night deh! Tina why you look like you was in a very terrible accident and never get no medical attention….you fava when an ole 1988 toyota carolla car crash and wan repair but di mechanic have ah hard time ah find di parts dem caah you baawn so long ago…and yuh really have di nerve fie compare ur self to young green pretty tight hole girls.. you wish, you ah dream…You really need piece ah line stick fie help hold you up caah yuh look like yuh ah fall dung! Please change the name of ur dance cuz dat is false advertisement and mi feel like sue yuh right now! Mi soooo wan fight ur dreams and aspirations big uuman!