Dem seh is a mike……..mi wudda love be di seam a di pants fi verify
Is That a Yardstick in Idris Elba’s Pants? (Because It Can’t Be His You-Know-What…Right?)
Well, there’s just no way to go around this, so we’re just going to say it—holy moly, look at Idris Elba’s bulge!
Paparazzi photos of the 41-year-old British actor have been circulating the Internet today, and while it’s always a treat to see photos of this hot piece of eye candy, today’s serving was extra distracting (emphasis on the D).
While strutting a tailored blue suit with what we’re assuming are the tightest pants in America, eyes are quickly drawn to Elba’s crotch, because there’s something going on there and it’s absolutely insane.
Now, it’s no surprise that sometimes a celeb’s bulge makes an appearance for the cameras. Take Jon Hamm, for example. It’s almost like the guy refuses to restrain his member. But even Hamm’s meat needs to take a backseat to whatever’s going on in Elba’s pants right now.
Granted, what is being revealed in the picture may not be what we’re all thinking it is (because is that even humanly possible?), but we’re not here to crush dreams. So even if it is something else—a baton, a Beats by Dre pill, a pet snake, a tree trunk—we’re just going to invite you to join us in imagining that what’s happening in there is, well, you know.
PHOTOS: What’s REALLY inside that d-
Dem seh is a mike……..mi wudda love be di seam a di pants fi verify
0 thoughts on “E SAY YARDSTICK…BUT DIS IS DI FATHER OF ALL ANACONDAS IDRIS ELBA.”
:maho :maho :maho :maho
I would not even want him walk pass me
Just a quick buddy box and I’m ok :malu
I would tackle would take awhile to take it all the first couple of times but try we would n win we must lmaooo mi liokeeee
chuet u see di size him a walk wid?????????????????????? it is not erect so take that into consideration where your like is concerned :nerd
I think he was a bit aroused hahaha but mi would try man
chuet mi nah lie u velly brave…………im like a put my skull will fly under preshah
Global Grind seh di gentleman seh is something In him pocket and not what wi tinking
dat pocket very deep and cut all di way round him buddy :nerd
:ngakak :ngakak :ngakak That is a very skill tailor. Not one thing in his pocket…i know that shift and I love it.
PP all u tuh ? no wonder u and di one chuet can laugh pan yah………PP u love dat? dat sumting a marrow finder mi love :travel
my marrow nuh lost and will never lost …and all mi see dat di way mi tear choo dat parking lot like a tsunami
lolol, Met,love makes the “marrow” grow fonder!
Yep! yu too short! deadingggggggg
Chuet yu a fellow member of the “long john” club..lol………
microphone cable dem se :maho
Although dat something look mighty familiar
Lol Metty yuh noh ez
a dem doe easy bout microphone
Met check u box
I heard before that he is well hung so chances are ah really him racklah
dat a henij…and him figet fi lastik it up_____________________________________
Mi kinda deh pon di shy side……but ef mi neva di committed tuh mi jenkleman mi woulda be delighted fi di opportunity fi tame dah tiger deh :ngakak :ngakak
noh soh a suh much brave people pan yah Jesus take my wheel sir :tkp
No Metty, yuh affi tek ah brave pill every once in ah while. Mi walk di straight an narrow wid nuff tings…but Mr. Idris Elba haint one of dem :ngakak
so u waa walk di straight and MARROW now?? otay :nohope
Nuh cry Metty, unless ah tears of joy….cah ef dat haint ah joystick den please show me one :ngakak
Yes all a unno whey velly brave and waa try dat dere ting dere up dere suh..unno know a dem buddy deh hafi lift up and put it? It cannot find its way pan it own :nerd
A lie Met I have a Ex n Met him a pack like that n him no need fi hold it especially if he’s super turned on that shit would even curve on the end when dude put it on me all the next day mi feel the throbbing I mean I’m walking and I can feel the drum beat between my legs ahhhhhhhh I loved that man
Yes expert tell mi tell mi…………….is warn mi did a warn all who waa try but u waa come bruck out di people dem fi have big hood hopes and go tek di big cockey dem………………..chuet u is velly bad!! chuet!!!!!!! u is velly velly bad
Ok..I guess this is Sunday Dagger then.rotfl.
Met u ppl dem bad love the nuff from longggg time u just ain’t even know it
now mi is knowing it :nerd
Not all of them,lol. If dem circumference too wide den it need assistance :beer:
no man mi a lef di holllllllllllllllllllllle a hunnuh rite yasso yeppppppppppp :travel
yow mi wah dedicate wah song to Idris…….it name OVA WE …….BECAUE A HIM AND DI LONG COCKY A SPAR .WEH UNU WANT ??? IT DOUBLE BIG
PP u know bout mi gal
Chuet “Birds of a feather…”lolollllllllllllllllllll
Heeeey ( inna mi african voice) ……..no sir…..IDRIS LONGCOCKY ELBA …………..RRRRRRRRRRRRRRR…….HIM CAN KEEP TWO OMAN CAUSE HIM HAVE FI TWO
3 because when dat double up when it rise nuh bout 18 inch?
man fi big but nuh suh :travel
If deem cocky eva box my face, it swell fi days, probably all bruck mi jaw…
Yep! Yu love the face contact sport dem? lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Yeppie bad eno mainneeee :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak
Real see Met say 3 cause yu a get a 18 out a it..lol She a divide it by 6s!
yapppppppppppppppp hood scarce bad some likkle buddy man a shed nuff tears seeing idris
Idris need fi beef up security afta dis pitcho….cah di spinnas tealy man dem jus get one more blow bout dem ‘short comings’ :ngakak
Mi naah lie meeda shankle dip and tek a chrance wid dat, mi love di fatniss not sure bout di length ooooo
candy?? is dat u? :tkp
it r me :malu2 mi nuh smaddy pickny to wah big hood nuffi reach mi to 😀
Apart from di dic the sex appeal up up up.
Metty there is an art to Taking these things. Yuh cyaa just jump dung pon it soh. Yuh haffi tek time an wine it een
guh deh chocolate all u ina it tuh…yes now spanish town mus bun dung :tkp
Yes lmaooooooooo it’s an art n u have to practice it but it can be done
On a serious note it is nice to have a big dick man but not on a long term basis caws when yuh not in d mood and dem decide seh dem want it… Hell n powda house caws when yuh have a Likkle hood man yuh can just turn back way and mek him enjoy himself, but when is a big hood man.. No such ting. Yuh affi mek sure yuh get wet fuss caw a bear pain and tearing
chocolate u have experience in every size section man :hammer
Hear met she lol :ngakak
Tearrrrrring??????? …tearing as in crying from the eyes right?..or in between yuh legs??
In Idris case it would be both don’t? dwln
Same soh Chuety
Chocolate u r so righttttttttt girl n u know wat I hate like when I’ve been a bad girl n the big hood bredda decide discipline is in the form of cocky oh Lordy not ruff eno but him meck sure ever inch is given n every inch is felt lol oh lord mi a get carried away now let me recoup ya man
_______________________________________________________________________________ bad people bad people
im di only likkle body advocate angel around hay :angel
Give Idris a chance so da halo de get tilted to de side and yu wing dem nu stop flap..lol
Seriously,all if him neva did a pack like kong me would a tek him said way BLACK MEN like him is rare now a days. He is sexxxy in speech, appearance, mannerism and hehem….crotch.
who feels it knows it …idris wudd have to put dat pan mi dead mi nah tek dat
@10.38pm. I agree, this is nice, me like. nothing like a fine ass black man with the full package.
:ngakak :ngakak. Metty ah nuff people yuh affi put inna timeout tonight.
Dwl! Metty yuh missing out. Chuety! Ah mi fi tell yuh… No sah! Di way it hot all d bone Ina mi leg cramp up
I have one thank you :nerd
mi dus nah encourage :angel
Mi knowwwwww say di one Met did a roll with the big ppl dem eno lmaoooooooooo woooooiiiiiiiieeeeeee
den nuh mus………..but mi nah encourage :hammer
:hammer :hammer :hammer :hammer
Chocolate wa do u leg?????? Lmaooooooo
Lol ah hear yuh Miss Metty
yes mi dus nah encourage di big cocky taking :nohope:
but mi nuh big like idris and if mi did know dis size was gwine reach mi i would resign before mi stawt di job but :nerd
Cho Metsy man wats life without a challenge afta a while u ruff up n bad up that like nothing
always a challenge mi haffi ask God whey day why him give him suh much ..i cannot get used to it noh sor
Den Metty me an yuh eena di same boat….an yuh hab mi oba suh ah explain tuh yuh an ah di same ting reach yuh. Metty mi ah mek ah executive decision right now an place yuh eena timeout till ah morning :ngakak
Lol cramp Chuetty.
met you are absolutely correct about mr elba an him size. when you get the chance, go pon uchube and look for the scene with him in the movie ‘takers’ when he gets out of the bed in his boxers. yes ma’am his bulge did a stir up ants nest from dem time deh, check it out
Lawd help meh pan dis yah one yah…Mi seh mi did meet a likkle man one time and im did hab something lakkah dah,di fuss time wi decide fi do we ting u si Met mi yei almost drop outah mi head it tek mi a minute fi recovah and wen mi did mi hightail it outah dah house was would have been a suicide mission. Mi just kindly tek up mi clothes put it on tell im seh mi nuh hab no weh fi im put dat, him seh im wouldah be genkle but chile mi larn from mi a pickney fi pick and choose mi bakkle dem and dah war was not fi mi athaaaaallll no sar no in disyah here vjj, no sah,mi nuh believe di good lord bless mi wid nuh where fi dem deh pool cleaner pole.