IF I LAUGH…SHE SEH WHA INA DI BLEACH

What’s up auntie met and the metters? Now this a puzzle mi….a wah inna the bleaching creme them weh a make people skin strip and them get white white nice and clean? And me nah talk the yellow bleaching me mean the chrome white color!

Me nuh waan fi order the chrome white or ven hairtech creme if me can make it miself.

Unnu can tell me or recommend some products same way. Thanks

5 thoughts on “IF I LAUGH…SHE SEH WHA INA DI BLEACH

  1. Go to the chemical store, tell them you want bleach that is 10x stronger than Chlorodo or Ajax bleach.

    Wipe it on and drink about 2 cups = full chromaz.

    If that don’t work, go jump off a cliff and die you self-hating scum bag.

    Or better go cut your wrists. Real hate for you fckers.

  2. Whats with this alien looking, ashy, grey, un-normal, sickening looking complexion. They ALL look like the walking dead. No glow to dem skin and think it look good…Yuckkkkk

  3. Mi have di ingredients oooo. Di yellow look a curry.. if yuh nuh want it suh yellow yuh put less curry..

    What u will need:
    Fear and white/instant white
    No spill bleach
    Acid.. not too much doe
    Antibiotics
    Milk/Yogurt
    Plum juice/lemon juice… it takes out way more melanin
    Amonia di real trang one
    A fridge if yuh nuh hab one..cause creme affi stay cool
    bax a money.. creme expensive bad
    Bread crumbs
    Raw meat/chicken is beter… fi get dat raw look
    Plastic wrap.. fi mek sure seh yuh clog every pores

    Recipe:
    Get a big Jar
    Mix everyting 2gedda till it fluffy
    Mek di creme chill inna di fridge fi bout 2 hour den apply
    aPPLY at the blackest scandal bag areas
    Den cova di whole a yuh wid plastic wrap.. All yuh mouth tuh mek sure yuh naa breathe none at all
    Den go walk up an dung inna di sun till yuh can taste yuh sweat
    Come back and bade cause by dis time di whole a yuh supposed to a strip
    Color supposed even out like wow.

    Dont try this at home.

  4. @Official Latty… yuh know sey yuh ah waan wicked smaddy. Hahahahahaha all now mi caan stop DWL. No sah lol

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