To Weed Out Protesters at Last Night’s Event, The Satanic Temple Had Attendees Transfer Their Souls to Satan
***Update***: Here’s the actual soul-transferring contract:
I agree that by signing this document under any name, given or adopted, actual or pseudonymous, I am hereby avowing my soul to Satan (aka Abbadon, aka Lucifer, aka Beelzebub, aka The Antichrist). I do so knowing that He (aka The Fallen One, aka The Father of Lies) or any of His representatives may choose to collect my eternal soul at any time, with or without notice. I understand that my signature or mark representing any name, real or made up, upon these papers constitutes a lasting and eternal contract, and that there will be no further negotiations on the matter of my eternal soul.
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Last night, as I posted earlier, The Satanic Temple unveiled its Baphomet statue in Detroit.
What’s really interesting is how TST dealt with all the threats they were getting from God-fearing Christians.
According to TST spokesperson Lucien Greaves, attendees for the event had to go through the following process:
1) Show up at the location stated on the e-ticket.
2) Go through a security checkpoint there.
3) Sign a contract transferring their souls to Satan.
4) Get the real location for the event, which was miles away.
It worked. The event went off without a hitch.
Why all the distractions? Because the original event host backed out of the contract and not-so-anonymous threats were made on Facebook to burn the location down. Keeping the final location a secret as long as possible, then, was pivotal to the success of the event.
Dem yah protestors a softers, sign the useless piece of paper and show up at the event fi di protest and filming or whatever they were supposed to do. How dem a threaten fi bun dung place and ketch cold feet as soon as contract present to dem…lol.
A di real statue dat, Met?
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How Jain
Mi see a post pon Fb sey Chris Brown a bawl and a renounce sey him sign over him soul to Satan and bout him want to serve God
What a ugly sittin di statue!!! Mi woulda fraid fi sign dat paper just to get in dere to protest. No sah naah ramp wid dem devil dere
Jesus
ESCAAAAAAAAAAAPE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!
Yuh know a night time mi haffi pull up mi sermon …almost every night……….some a dem a walk round widout head…dem soul beheaded..ESCAPE HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
I keep wondering of all the animals why di humble goat is dem symbol. Ketch di cloven feet to nuh. Whole heap a thought went into the creation of this statue, you see all the little children, two fingers up like dat, I didn’t even know that was satanic symbology. Too much fi teck een yaw.
because the blood of the goat sacred
I don’t think there is anything sacred bout these evil doers…