Dear Met,metters and Peepers,
I’m convinced women have a natural and instinctive ability to outsmart/outthink men. I found this out a hard way and it has left me with an unpleasant feeling.Tuesday gone mi run eeena a longtime female fren who fresh off the plane.It was in our community so I accompanied her and carried her bag to her home.She asked me to follow her to get a cab and while we were at the taxi-stand,she went to look at a Dancehall poster on a light post.
She ask me abt the dance and I said that gone wha day.The pic had a top man posing with this fat chick with his arms around her waist.She innocently ask but you never see a next chick him did a spar with the night? Me go sey “who the brown slim chick?”
Sametime she sey yea n she kinda short u know her mon,her name Deh pon mi tounge…
Me: oh you a talk “k###sha
She erupted like that volcana that mek them abandon Montserrat.
The Dutty bwoi a tell me bout marriage mek mi lef mi nice clean house and babyfather a farrin and a not one but TWO bbc puttycloth mate me have inna one Dance!!? Watch me and him bbc lata,yo tek mi number and come pick me up lata…me a go show him!
Met u know mi nuh go nuh way but now me a fret out hell that she gonna carry mi name back to him plus his frenz saw me walking with her and did a frowns and run off them mouth.I will inbox u their names but just know if anything do me,if me as much as ketch a cold is them Dweet zeen. Honest to GOD she trick me hands down cuz the whole time she just a smile and sweet me up and looking into my eyes kmft.