There was pandemonium today at the Corner of Fourth Street and Robert Mugabe today after a habitual thief finally reaped the fruits of his labour.
Word on the street has it that the unidentified man stole a bag at Roadport terminus which contained a goblin..ie (‘Chikwambo’ in Shona.)The bag then caught fire alerting crowds to the situation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ll_PTPO3PhI
Mi cyaaah manij ova africa enuh.
Well, him teefing may have protected someone from a major blow.