From di ada day mi a see sum tings weh really a get to mi, it nu luk good especially fi sum gal weh have di nerve fi disgrace ada women and fi dem life a big time saga. People mi jus a keep tings real, and mi views express a jus from observation.
Sum gal sidung a day time wid dem batta ears fren dem a chat bout ada woman love life and discredit ada woman if dem single or if dem n dem n dem man fall out n wen yuh check it dem galang like fi dem man a angel drop from rass heaven to rahtid. Brag and boast how dem man dis and dat, dem house full a di latest furniture and di fridge stock a food and when u really find out, not even a tin mackerel or a wacknot fi God bless ada pple eye see. Kmft pple di same gyal dem weh dem style up n discredit tru dem single n feel man nuh want dem far beta off dan dem. d likkle 1000 dolla weh sum a dem dutty foot man gi dem evry 2 weeks cah even add up to di single ooman bank book, much less har grocery list weh she spend in a 1 day, dem a put 2 much shame pan di woman dem mi tyad a it. di same dutty foot mixup gyal if dem nu gi di man likkle front god bless weh dem nyam or even get fi pocket change, hair cuda ragga like bud nest n wah comb, n di single woman eva hot n touch road stress free, cuz wah? she have a job n nuh need shit from nuh bwoy.
Fi mek it even sweeta fi chat, di dutty house weh dem have, dem n dem man cah mek up buy likkle pine action n dettol clean it, toilet full a 1 week old piss n shit, shower curtain a harba morass. sum a dem nuh live nuh weh good, bout dem have up dem man n feel like wife, kmfrt, dem live inna tenanment yaard wid bag a sumbady, if di man nu pay di rent cudly dem get put out soon soon cuz none out a di 2 a dem wuk nuhweh decent fi fork out money. Check di levels di gyal dem eva a chat hav up har own house n land, mortgage and tax pay pan time, she nuh owe a red cent but tru she nah nu man a dweet fi har unu nuh deh pan same level. damn rite, cud neva a rass. some u unu fi stop tell lie pan unu self n unu man, cuz unu ugly relationship aint shit. some a unu dutty gal fi go look wuk n stop mek unu tired man dem dig out unu front all di days a unu life cuz unu nah go nuhweh. beta fi be single n live comfortable dan fi hav man n still a scrumage like johncrow. di same gyal dem unu chat unu cum a dem yaard a beg plate a food n unu jus a cum from man yard. how dat?? if seh unu a go 1 party di same gal name unu invest pan hafi pay fi unu liquor, gate entry plus taxi fare, n di man weh u have cudnt gi u? kmt cum afa di gyal dem name n rinse out unu dutty life n leave pple alone. if a man lef, a real gyal naffi fret cah she nu need a man fi be happy, a man is just an addition to yuh happiness. some a unu really need man, cuz fi tell di truth nubadi wuda fart pan sum a unu.
*tamborine shake* *Sista inez jump and spin har roll* *the choir break out into song* AMEN! Preach mumma, preach!