Me and me babymada nuh deh, a juss cause a di yute dem mek me and har liv still..But me an har nuh deh and she know dat, my girl!!!..@MET, a suh dem wiked and lie and di list goes on..
Baby, mi nuh know how she get yuh numba *if I laugh too hard again an disturve mi household i.e. si :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak…but girls, don’t all men tell the same lie or are Jamaican men more crafty with it??
Me and mi baby madda no deh. She no wah me see me yute. Meck me and you have a yute so me can complete mi fambily. Me Affi live wid my kids, a chu me no wah har she no meck me see me kids. Knowing dam well he could careless if the kids dead or alive. All that matters is the next biotch on his d**k..
She nasty bad, house dutty, car dutty, attitude dutty, she love war ova mi, wi nuh deh nuhmore, she want me mi nuh want har, and blah blah blah LOL!!…and the list goes on and on and on :hammer :hammer, :travel
Dat ah one ting I will say about our community..when dem ready, ah bare cacka fawt dem tell yuh. lie pan toppa liiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee til sometimes mi raily haffe laugh God know LOLOL!!
Unu know last laugh a di bes doe? Wen met ask fi di heap a lie dem weh ooman tell, a hope unu come talk up same way, some a unu soul cudda duh well wid likkle confession rite now loll
yow a mi bed Mi de last night …yu love believe inna ppl. Tell you big foot fren fi go watch ar ugly man a low mi ……Oman: den if you Neva Dede how dem have yu pittcha ….. Yow u si how da goal de evil di gyal go run computer style wen Imi de a my bed a sleep and a dat you call fren ?
Look pan me good and look pan har, u really think seh mi wouldah stick my cane innah dat? babes u really believe wah u a seh, wah u hear dat from, u can come up wid some chupid sinting een? starts to get angry when u seh is true…den here di come back..If u really think dat bout mi babes, mi nuh tink me shouldah deh wid u, mi nuh tink we should be togadah, caz u ah try dis big man. Ah big disrespect dat u zimi. Woman plays it cool, walks ovah to him and shows him a sex video and pics(sent to wife by di beast), wid him and har,he faint,she dash watah innah him face revive him and show it to him again…he faints again..she packs his bags, calls his homeboy and sends him on his way…dwl, joke thing now but then it was not…
Babes mi ago over mi mother yard, soon come back, when a girl a call him phone: ere him nuh a waah dah boy yah call call man phone fah, him think mi luv man and tun the phone pon d face fi hide the name waah cum up!!!! Yuh nuh see the yuh fren gruge yuh cause u have yuh own man and a ppl man she a f#%*&, thats why she a tell lie bout mi have ather woman!!!! Nuh gal caah tek yuh place babe
1) “Soon come”
2) “A mi cousin”.
3)”Mi a rasta man. Mi wudden duh dat.”
4) ” Mi juss haffi runweh a Florida till di situation cool dung’ Juss a one year ting.” This is what my cousin told his wife in 1979, when he left her in England with the pickni dem. After no contact that didn’t involve collect charge calls, we all thought that he was dead. Di crablouse came back in 2010, a look fi come inna him ex wife house! A ongle di British pension him come back fa.
Them swear on them kids life, you have the proof in your hands and the wicked liad man, say is not him, is a next man that look exactly like him, woooiiiii, them is the worstest.
A YUH ALONE MI WANT
Baby a jus the green card alone mi marry har fah,yuh done kno a yuh mi luv yuh zimmi
Me and me babymada nuh deh, a juss cause a di yute dem mek me and har liv still..But me an har nuh deh and she know dat, my girl!!!..@MET, a suh dem wiked and lie and di list goes on..
Til she ping yuh tell yuh differently :tkp :tkp :tkp :tkp ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
Baby, mi nuh know how she get yuh numba *if I laugh too hard again an disturve mi household i.e. si :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak…but girls, don’t all men tell the same lie or are Jamaican men more crafty with it??
yuh see’it______________________________________________________________________________________
Quen Quen, ah me fe tell yuh!! :hammer
mi just ago pushin to tip and done
:ngakak :ngakak
FIRE PON THE EATER DEM . me nuh eat.
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FACTS__________________________________________________________________________________________________
Me and mi baby madda no deh. She no wah me see me yute. Meck me and you have a yute so me can complete mi fambily. Me Affi live wid my kids, a chu me no wah har she no meck me see me kids. Knowing dam well he could careless if the kids dead or alive. All that matters is the next biotch on his d**k..
a u alone me love..
Me and mi baby madda no deh we not on good terms
FACTS____________________________________________________________________________________
She a just mi good friend
A only yard man lie di women r the most truthful SMH
A your buddy dis mi nuh sleep with nobody esle
She nasty bad, house dutty, car dutty, attitude dutty, she love war ova mi, wi nuh deh nuhmore, she want me mi nuh want har, and blah blah blah LOL!!…and the list goes on and on and on :hammer :hammer, :travel
Heard it all____________________________________________________________________________________________
Quena, yuh too rawse baaaaaaad!!!! :hammer :hammer
Babe’s you nuh believe mi…God kill mi if ah lie mi ah tell
That girl you saw in my bed was my cousin she’s my father sister neice uncle grand daughter from kuntry
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:ngakak :ngakak :ngakak
Mi nuh kno weh yuh a talk bout…..all when dem deh wid side chick fi yrs….
Mi nuh eat pussy
Ah she carry mi and pay fi di pictyah dem________________________________________________________________________________________
Mi nuh know who breed har, ah mus’ duppy_______________________________________________________________________________________________
:hammer
Mi nuh want dem gyal deh, ah chue dem ah tek care a tings fi mi_______________________________________________
Long list I’ve heard and seen it all from this community, anuh lie mi ah tell :ngakak
Dat ah one ting I will say about our community..when dem ready, ah bare cacka fawt dem tell yuh. lie pan toppa liiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeee til sometimes mi raily haffe laugh God know LOLOL!!
Unu know last laugh a di bes doe? Wen met ask fi di heap a lie dem weh ooman tell, a hope unu come talk up same way, some a unu soul cudda duh well wid likkle confession rite now loll
She was a fren wid benefit. The reason why mi f**k har a because she suck mi cocky and u nah suck mi cocky
yow a mi bed Mi de last night …yu love believe inna ppl. Tell you big foot fren fi go watch ar ugly man a low mi ……Oman: den if you Neva Dede how dem have yu pittcha ….. Yow u si how da goal de evil di gyal go run computer style wen Imi de a my bed a sleep and a dat you call fren ?
Mi love you
Me soon come, me soon call ya back lol
Ah can’t tell wen last mi si and talk to dah gal deh..and ah har house him a come front…
*from
Mi have 2 yute.. Only to find out him have six pickney wid four baby madda
Two yute mi hab.. Cum to find out him hab 6 kids 4 babymadda
Jamaican man dem wicked and lie that’s why I don’t date dem and dem love throw things in your face too much.
Ratid.. 2 comments .. Tell bout dem raas fone yah
Di comments dem ah kill mi dead!! :hammer
A LIE THE DUTTY PEOPLE A TELL PON MI, MI NO HAVE NO GYAL OUTTA ROAD, BABY YOU DONE KNOW SEH A YOU ALONE ME LOVE.
Look pan me good and look pan har, u really think seh mi wouldah stick my cane innah dat? babes u really believe wah u a seh, wah u hear dat from, u can come up wid some chupid sinting een? starts to get angry when u seh is true…den here di come back..If u really think dat bout mi babes, mi nuh tink me shouldah deh wid u, mi nuh tink we should be togadah, caz u ah try dis big man. Ah big disrespect dat u zimi. Woman plays it cool, walks ovah to him and shows him a sex video and pics(sent to wife by di beast), wid him and har,he faint,she dash watah innah him face revive him and show it to him again…he faints again..she packs his bags, calls his homeboy and sends him on his way…dwl, joke thing now but then it was not…
Mi swear Pon mi kids dem life God know a nuh lie mi a tell
Babes mi ago over mi mother yard, soon come back, when a girl a call him phone: ere him nuh a waah dah boy yah call call man phone fah, him think mi luv man and tun the phone pon d face fi hide the name waah cum up!!!! Yuh nuh see the yuh fren gruge yuh cause u have yuh own man and a ppl man she a f#%*&, thats why she a tell lie bout mi have ather woman!!!! Nuh gal caah tek yuh place babe
Yuh have di bes ole all a di res a ooman dem ole big
@Met, u need a spanking for that comment!!!! waieeeeeeeee…
1) “Soon come”
2) “A mi cousin”.
3)”Mi a rasta man. Mi wudden duh dat.”
4) ” Mi juss haffi runweh a Florida till di situation cool dung’ Juss a one year ting.” This is what my cousin told his wife in 1979, when he left her in England with the pickni dem. After no contact that didn’t involve collect charge calls, we all thought that he was dead. Di crablouse came back in 2010, a look fi come inna him ex wife house! A ongle di British pension him come back fa.
I am going to see my kids, why u suh badmine yuh no want mi see not my kids. (every week)
Them swear on them kids life, you have the proof in your hands and the wicked liad man, say is not him, is a next man that look exactly like him, woooiiiii, them is the worstest.
U know is Me miserable granny and mi aunty mi live with. That’s y u caan come a mi yard.
mi nah f**k nuhbody yah now