oh wow (JESS HILARIOUS VOICE)

Story come to bump people. Me meet this guy a one party, me always a see him around and him fren dem well clean and yeah. Me gi him me number so we start text him carry me go one bar weh him fren work to how mi see it look like a regular spot fi him. Mi go pepperseed one night with him and carry a fren n his friends were there too. One a him fren start look my fren now. me low dem me nu own nobody. Anyways we start chat likkle more n my fren n him fren. Long story short people when me and my fren a talk me get fi realize say the two man dem a talk the same thing dem, o them own taxi dem a rd n who business man n have house weh dem live o far n all now me cant see the house. Mi cant see no car a one likkle patch up 7 seater deh him a drive o him car deh garage. People get fi find out the boy a one piece a liar. Mi cousin did work a fiction with him from last year n him n 1 a him babymada a fren, him show me her picture n she well brown n pretty. Me hear say she do him bad n put him out her house n boy a mad she all blast out one video with him a stalk her yard n d boy all a puncture man tyre cuz she lef him.

Goodie mussi find man lol Mi hear say she all call police n lock him up cuz boy outside like a madman a fling stone. Cah believe boy a almost 40 n still a live with mada n a tell dem lie ya. Hey mi glad mi never give him mi front enu n boy act so desperate everyday him woulda call and text down me phone. Me see him post him mada fi mothers day n him cant post none out of him 3 kids mada. Yes 3 mi hear him get. None a d woman dem nu deal with him him nah mind none a d yute dem so weh me fi do with boy nah nutn n nah work n a tell dem big lie deh. Him nu av no shame tree a BBC. Hey this a 1 gyal nu support wukless puppa. This is somebody weh party everyday n drink n flass ppl but get fi realize a him fren dem a spend n him a d hype man lol look o him pose up pon d man car a chat how dat necessary tho. Mi start dodge him n find bay excuse cuz mi nu want no more mad man than my babyfada. Mi hail him n that’s it now a him n one bagga diff girl n one short bald head a par even see dem a lawn. Pity she nu kno d danger a d stranger weh a tell her stories too. him nu stop send out bc everyday bout him car wash a first mi get so much bc fi party. Unu low life man weh love hype with man things need fi do better fi unu pickney dem n unuself it nu look good. One thing me can say bou my babyfada all when me n him nu chat n vex him still take care of him child. 

11 thoughts on “oh wow (JESS HILARIOUS VOICE)

  1. Met the comment hav to pass exam…lol a courthouse u no want en up like mutty perkins, DO WAT U HAV TO DO. MY DEAR

  2. Kippo mi cyaa believe sey yuh mek pinkwall too bloodclaat hype!! Everything the sender send in is true plus there is waay more.

  3. Sender move yuh bloodclaat n Lowe mi fren alone!! Is a trying yute n dem start a bunch a likkle business here n there!! Huh suck yuh madda! One a him fren is a really good mechanic so it’s only right dem have a taxi or two pon di road. If him did have on 10 bag a Gucci you would a fuck him

  4. Raas a never him did engage. Cant tame a wild dog eee man. How u fi want bad n cant take bun breBBC. Dem woman now a days nah man clown fi nu hype man n nutn fi bk it A nu lie sender a tell. A bay bc story him full a to bbc. Good gyal lock ur leg smdh

    1. So I guess your intention was to fuck him huh lol. Is mi fren and mi know him from mi a likkle girl a live a Pen. Fuck off and Lowe di Bloodclaat bwoy that’s why uno get trick and fuck cause true u see him and him fren dem a floss uno run in! Get a life sad bitch! If u babyfada have it mek him give u bitch!!!! Levar have him tings.

  5. Suh basically, The sender is a gold digger. Yuh find out the man bruk so wha cause the bitterness? That yuh affi tek time an sen een this yah book ya.

  6. Hear dem idiot gyal ya. Things or not man fi mine dem yute. As far as d sender say man weh av things nu woman nuffi put dem out a house at almost age 40. Unu a menkeh cuz man floss unu think dem av things one baga bc groupie deh a rd a dem ketch unu eye. But it look like him fuck u gyal British u fi know weh him have or not. Man fi mind dem bc yute. Nu support hype n bc worthless boy

  7. Once a deadbeat always a deadbeat. Kipo u need fi do betta bredda. Coolie nu shame u enuf yute. Do sumtn fi ur yute dem n stop hype

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