BADONG BADONG BADDAH BADDAH BIDDY BONG……..DI TALK DI TALK MI A BRING IT COME..FI EAT FI EAT BUT NUH ROLL IT PAN YUH TONGUE.. DI TINGS DI TINGS..MEK SURE UNNO CUT IT BUT NUH JUK IT…SWALLA IT BUT NUH CHAP IT BITE IT BUT NUH BIT IT..ROLL IT BUT NUH SPLIFF IT..SMOKE IT BUT NUH CHOKE IT.. KAWS DIS TALK DIS TALK A JUS RUFF MI HAFI RUFF IT..DASH IT BUT NUH FLUFF IT HICE IT BUT NUH NICE IT MOULD IT BUT NUH COLE IT..SCALD IT BUT NUH BWILE IT….FALLA ME FALLA ME..BIDDY BIDDY BONG..DI POLICE ..POLICE DI ONE WHEY TEK DI STAND.. DI ONE WHEY LEF DI KEY PAN DI PAN DI STAND… DI ONE DI ONE WHEY HIM NAME MR ….DI BOSS DI BOSS KNOW IT IS A LOSS SO DI FRENS DI FRENS WAA DEM WAA DI HOUSE FI MR ……….. FI DASH FI DASH..GAS PAN IT AND STRIKE IT…. WID A MATCH AND NUH SASH IT…BUT DEM KYAH DEM KYAH FINE NUH BWAY FI DI BOSS …KAW DEM SAY DEM SAY…DI BOSS IS AT A LOSS HIM MOUT BIGGA DAN A RACEHOUSE…SO DI BOSS DI BOSS HAFFI JUS SWALLA DI LOSS… AND TEK DI LIFE INA PRISON………SEN-TANS
..DI RES FOLLOWING IS CORRECTION FI DI REPATRIA-HAY-SHAN MI A GUH SLAP IT MI NAH GUH DRAP IT KAW MI DOE HAVE A SONG..
DI AUNTY WHEY TEK DI STAND …DI SAME ONE WID DI LETTER MAN…WHEY SEH DI MAN WRITE DI LETTER GI HAR FI GUH JAP OFF BOUT POLICE BRUTALITY….WELL DEM SEH SHE IS WORKING WID DI LAW…………..AND A WORK AGAINST DI LAW……DO UNNUH OVASTAND? SHE IS A SPY AND WORKING FOR DI SPIEDDDDDDD…SUH SHE NUNG DI PEOPLE DEM SEH A SHE WRITE DI LETTER…BUT BEFORE WE WENTS DERE…….DEM SEH……DI YOUNG MAN DI VELLY BRAVE YOUNG MAN PAN DI STAND MAMMIE DIED…AND PAN DI BED OF DI DYING HUHMAN DI AUNTY MEK PROMISE FI NEVER LEAVE OR FORSAKE DI NEPHEW……………SO HOW SHE REACH A COURT A SEH SHE GET LEDDAH??UNNO DUH DI MATHS…KAW NUTTIN NUH FREE….SUH HOW MUCH DEM RELEASE GI SHE? MI LINK SEHHHHHHHHHHH MONEY IS DI STUBBAN ROOT OF ALLLLLL EVIL KAW DI JAY CEE HEFF…DUZ NOT KNOW IS BOATIE SHE A PLAY KAW DEM A PAY SHE FI TALK DI TINGS…AND SHE A GET PAY…FI INVENT DI TINGS IYE YIE YIE :hammer
……..WHO NUH KNOW WHA NAME BOATIE ASK QUESTION
but all inna game di boatie get fuxx much less inna real life :hammer
dis author ere is killin mihhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh wid dis anecdote :hammer
:angel
Metsy mi luv u riddle dem bad
Morning Obs I’m in bed today couldn’t badda fi fight snow today
Kartel u money no nuff nor tall so ur ass is grass hehe
:kiss a suh wen she dash it she run guh put on wings :ngakak
Metty yuh slap.. dash… and scald not bwail dah one yah!!!! Still need likkle more clarification but mi tink me get eenn… Mi know the metters dem ago sort me out…
Tanks tanks tanks!!!! Dis ah get icky sticky quicky!!!
Met me dawling mawning ooooooooo
What a calabash eeee di teacha fighting a luusing bakkle. Akulumah Shundae….. i i i
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morning a cominggg
Kartel fenneh!
morning metty mi loike it.. ah doe sorry fi wurl lost … him fi tan enn deh.
A Met seh …DASHHHHHH OUTTTTT!!!!!
Mek mi try ah ting….di aunty whey promise Wee madda fi tek care ah har son pon har dying bed, tun panna machete, shi ah cut two side…ah she write de letter, and tell lie sey ahWee gi har letter fi jap off….Jcf ah pay she an world boss tuh, boatie ah guess stands for playing both sides…Met how mi doing??
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obara, a same so mi read it mama.
gud day miss met
gud day metters
gud day
@Met, mek u bad suh???? me decipha sum a riggle..It sweets me usi…SHIRLEY DAT FI HOLD U BLOODCLAATE:#NOSYMPATHYROUNHEREPRISIONSTR888888888888888888!!!!
So wait deh.. Is what JFC paying she and Kartel for?? Mi naw get in pon da part deh.
di talk di tallllkkkk it have mi a waaayyyy a dead mi a rass dead met u have a way wid words laawdd mi gawd. mek a finish readin :matabelo
goldie :mewek
adijah a betta yuh tell dem tap waste yuh bed rest time nd just give yuh time nd done …yuh wi survive in deh like how jahcure did after all yuh already a dweet tap mek busta pay yuh “lier” if a suh lawyer spell yuh need yuh jailza rest cuz de gaza done papa
Mi just deh yah a wonder if the defense ago call Gaza Slim and Gaza Shelly as key witnesses. Since de two a dem can testify say Lizard nuh dead.
Met, I still don’t understand the top part bout the boss……but the aunty deadly. They need to lock up har backside for perjury. That poor Wee need to throw stone behind him if he leaves the island…done wid everything name family.