MAN A GI BUN AND A GET BACK BUN……….. A SUMMIN DAT KAW HUZZIE HAWT CYAH MANIJ BUN FI BUN……..LAWD WOIE ..IT IS HERE IT IS DERE……….ANTS NEST SHAVAR DONT KNOW WHERE TUH TURN………AFTER SHAVAR GI HIM NICE NICE WIFE SUH MUCH BUN WID NICKY WHEY DOE HAVE NO PRINCIPLE WID HAR TINGS AND DI ONLY REASON WHY WI CYAH CALL HAR GROUPIE IS BECAUSE A BAY LIGHT DODGING MAN SHE DEH WID SUH DEM NAME CAN ONLY NOD PAN…DEM CYAH CALL.. BUT IF DAT LIST WAS FI MEK IT WUDDEN NICE………….SHAVAR SEEM FI LIKE IT BECAUSE HIM ALWAYS A RETURN TUH NICKY……REGARDLESS OF DI MILES……….BOBBETTE , SHAVAR WIFE DECIDE SEH……2014 NAH KETCH HAR WID HUSBAND AND MATE……..SHE REALLY REALLY A LOOK FI GREENER PASTURES AND START TEK ONE LIKKLE MAN WHEY AH GI HAR RATINGS……..SUH MUCH RATINGS DI MAN DECIDE FI CARRY HAR OUT WHEY NIGHT…LAWD WOIE……….WHA NUH BURY NUH CALL IT DUPPY OO………….UNNO CAN SAY DAY GHOST BUT NUH BADDA SEH DUPPY…….KAWSEN SEH……….DI PEOPLE DEM SEH………….. AND ALL WHO NEVA DEH DEH SEHHHHHHHHHH…BOBBETTE PUDUNG A PIECE A WHINING PAN DI MAN INA DI CLUB………SHE NAY KNOW HAR ”HUSBAND” WAS IN DI CLUB A BRAISE BACK OVER HIM OLD MEAT………NICKY MI TALKING ………..YES SHE…SHAVAR WAS A REHEAT……AND DEM SEHHHHHHH IS LIKE DI BUN LICK HIM INA HIM BACK BELOW HIM WAIST……….HIM FEEL DI WHINE WHEY BOBBETTE WAS A GI DI MAN…WHEN HIM TUN ROUN AND LOOK……A HIM WIFE HIM SEE A BUBBLE………BUBBLE SHE A BUBBLE………LIKE SHE WAA DI MAN SPEND NUFF TIME INA HAR SUMTING …..YES OO………DI PAWDIE DEM SEHHHHHHHHH SHAVAR STOP DI REHEATING SED TIME AND GO DRAW OUT BOBBETTE FROM UNDER DI MAN AND ONE PIECE A SUMTING INA DI PEOPLE DEM CLUB……..DEM SEH ALL BOBBETTE SHE DEH PAN A SEH SHE NAH TAP…SHAVAR HAFFI GO KILL HAR PAN DI COCKEY SHE NAH REMOVE IT FROM HAR LIFE…………ONE PIECE A CROWD DRAW DUNG SUH TILL SHAVAR FREN DEM FIND HIM EARS AND TELL HIM FI DONE BECAUSE ********IT DONT LOOK GOOD**********(Melissa voice) A DAT MEK HIM SLOW HIM ROLE………IS LIKE MACKA TEK DI WHOLE A SHAVAR BADDIE , NICKI BED CUDDEN HOLD HIM DI NIGHT DEM SEH HIM TEK DI SPEED A LIGHT GO A ORANGE VILLA A LOOK FI BOBBETTE FI DO HAR BADDIE DAMAGES ………….BUT CUDDEN LOCATE IT………OLD TIME PEOPLE SAY WHEN YUH CYAH KETCH KWAKIE YUH HAFFI HENG ON PAN DI SHUT AND IF YUH DOE HAVE A CAR YUH HAFFI TEK DI BUS……WELL SHAVAR CUDDEN KETCH BOBBETTE BODY SUH IS HAR LIKKLE BAR DI PEOPLE DEM SEH HIM GO BEAT UP….DEM SEH SHAVAR BEAT DI BAR HIM BEAT DI BAR DI BAR SUH TILL DI BAR GONE INA BAR ICU…….MAN A GI BUN AND A GET BACK SUM…………..A NUH NUTTIN DAT CALL IT BAR FI BUN :travel
Mi sey is a long time mi nuh read a tory whey sweet so…Sender you did a good job writing this one. It sweeeett baaaaddd!
Mawning Met and Crew.
good morning……unno no sah u deh yah a velly long time eno :nerd
Morning Met your ‘authorship’…lol nice story.
good morningg
mi nuh know how no sah nuh know how mi write :hammer
Deadddddddddddddddd. ……….halppppppppppppppppppppp :ngakak :ngakak …All supervisor a laff
Met see wid me yah. Mi read it and did a wonder eno…but true yuh woulda nawmaly gi we a clue sey yuh fix it up and sweeten it mi nae too sure. But all credit to you yuh bad pan the writing. It sweet mi…nah lie
:ngakak :peluk
Woiieeee, you see how dem dutty Jamaican man yah stay though. Him bring so much disgrace pon di gyal wid the man royal hulk looking Nicky and as soon as the woman wanna move on, him want fi get physical a hope Bobbette Breed and man yuh. Nasty germs Shavar.
Ispy him f-in outa f-in order bout him waa beat di girl
mad*** this story sweet mi so till. Dweeetttttttttt Bobbette dweeetttttttttttttttttttttttttt. Him mek him concubine fight yuh, chat yuh and do all kinda shit, dweeetttt Bobbette dweeeett .
Open a Bakery and give him a lifetime supply of BUN.
Met no di ada day dem two get married, or mi a tink bout a nada couple?
No, they married a good while now.
Mi laff so till me cry Met say di bredda beat the bar into bar icu ———————————————————————————————————————————————————- emergenceeeeeeeeee (inna mi chi-ching vice)
chuet,shavar and kartel mussy related because kartel did beat up shawtie furniture one time eno
Lol a dutty an dem whey mash up ppl tings dem man ya no easy cause u a run bun from when oo when so how u fi waa fight the woman
Met ooo whey u say Shavar a bubble like???? :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak
:angel
Honey u a think bout Shelton n Bobbette, name n story similiar
U probably think a Shelton and bobette
:kimpoi.. :breakhear .. :travel .. :hammer
WAII! Story fi sweet but nuh suh!!! BAR ICU… di sendah bad like anthraz. Met mawning. It cumin like mi coulda picha d entire event a unfold in front a mi yeye dem lawd
good morninggggggggg
So nobody no see say a u write the story all now a
Met writing still is so unique mi pick it up quick quick lmaooooooo
:ngakak mi stop write as often mussy das y
Chuetty from mi start read mi know a Metty. Shi have some sample chat weh nuh tap yah so
No Joke :peluk mi say Met alone have some chat deh lolllll dem caa miss r hide
then how dem nuh know moderator writing all a now, only Ms. Meth write suh sweet, d tory nice up mi morning! a suh dem dutty man yah stay love gi bun and cyah tek it
thanks, caus mi neva know!! Met, my apologies!!! yuh story sweet like pure blk syrup lol
none needed :peluk
Bobbette, lock him up fi malicious destruction of property, a bun it bun him more cause Bobbette spend di nite at di man house, go finish d bubbling she started inna di club. Shavar mussi did inna him bed a feel a wuck.
Serve him rite, f*cka
__________________________________________flatline fi dah one dehhhhh dwlllll
What a sweet piece a writing man… Met dis one tek di cake a long time mi Nuh read mixup sweet so.
Mawning allll
Bubblelikesoup
bubbleuppppppppppppppp how u duz?
Who Nuh know met hand writing mussy duss come bout.
Bubblelikesoup
only thing missing from the story is the part where the new man beat him. but since you are writing facts and not fiction, we have to take it as it is… lol
Karma is a BITCH, same way Nicky beat up Bobbette, the man shoulda flatten him rass
Met! Bwoy mi love when yuh do di editorial dem enuh, cause when mi read mi feel like mi was dere dwllllll! no say dis yah story too nice!
:peluk
Copy and paste it into ms word ,hit control A. Then select sentence case .
Woiii suh the new man beats him, f**ka yuh. After Nikki could war the gyal suh n before u tame yuh old hulk Nikki yuh mek Nikki have stripe. Yuh c how it feel now not only the bun but the beating. Me glad the boy beat yuh. Bobbette should a bubble pon the cocky n tek a pic n send it to ur fone mek u get heart attack. Bobbette gwaan thru me loike it
I don’t thing the man beat him. That was just wishful thinking.
The beating is a figure of speech,,,like when yuh a beat dem bad? aka you ting a shot, you madding them, you killing them, yuh hotness a mad dem, yuh ting tun ova, yuh good life/hole/man/hole/insertanythinghere a mad dem… etcetc
:hammer :hammer :hammer
F*cka him!!! Met this sweet mi like a cup a milk!
As me start read me kno sey ah met….she hav dis way of writing where u can actually get d full 100; by just reading, you get the full picture!!!!!
Good day jmg, met, jmg crew, bloggers, peepers an all, bless :ilovekaskuss :2thumbup up.
All now I can’t stop laugh, the way how mi feel like I was in the club watching Bobette bubble, lmao! No man, long time mi nuh laff soooooooo… Hello Metty.
Lmao bubble bobette bubble I cah stop laugh
Which one is wife and which one is matie?
That should be quite obvious Davgal :hammer
Hint: wifey stance vs. matey pose
lol
jus haffi call mi doctor and ask har mek a date fi mi cuz de way dah mix yah sweet mi haffi guh check if it give mi suga/diabetes :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak
nd ps smart ass ppl i know dats not wat gives it but most ppl think suh :nerd
:nerd
Dis funny bad, mi nah lie!
Yuh see any day yuh mek mi wee-wee up miself? Yuh no easy eno MET, dwl… Poor bar… Lawd gee, poor ting… Is a good ting the hubby a no police, cause next thing wi know it wudda dash out inna today paper say the poor bar did escape into nearby bushes and was later found suffering from gunshot wounds
Met & Metters a lovely day to u all.
(speaking to Shavar) u pucker u a dat u fi get long time. u nevah know seh Bobbette have feelins to? oh, u tink she was an inanimate object. NOT.
Howdy my darking metty :maafaganwati I be here peeping. Busy oooo
Bubblelikesoup
SENDER SWEET ME BAD BAD BAD LOL IT COMING LIKE MI DID AH READ AH JUICY NOVEL LOLOLOLOLOL GOOD FOR JAVAR
Dwll thumbs up to Bobette swear I r deading,lmaoooo bun up,,,dwl so d husband see what she was feeling all along,,so him no badda want Nikki?lol lmao
Yuh si how much things yuh haffi guh thru wen yuh wan dh man if you ah di wife yuh haffi fight off mistress infection side piece etc etc den wen yuh cant tek it nuh more you start fk is dat ah good marriage? dese clowns are not ready for society!
Good evening Met and all others.
This is the first time I read a piece on here and really burst out laughing until tears came to my eyes.
evening addicteddddddddd
:kiss @Metty. Loved it.lol
:peluk
:ngakak :ngakak gal a bubbleeee bobbette fi bun him all pon him yeyelid shavar fi get di bun sweet pieca suss bless up metty n metters
kia him rude oooooooooooooooo
Dam brite n outa orda dweeeeet bobbette bun him til him head side pick out dwrcllll
kia she shudda carry di next man pan tap a him body go dagga him
Holy Fk shyt!!In the end we all meet our Waterloo!
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