Hiya Met,Metters and Peepers,
It is my understanding that the fake chiney clothes dem take over dancehall fashion Inna merica.Well it did bound to reach Jamaica then and look no further than Downtown kingston for all the latest imitation brands.Met kindly warn some of these vendors of these goods to be very careful. I know of 2 yutes Alla and Boasy nearly lose them lives ova it.
There is a popular scheme called “Goosing” that runs downtown shopping/selling.It involves marking up a price and selling it way over value to an unsuspecting customer. Many times the goods is fake/low quality or not worth nearly 1/2 that much.Now di 1 Alla tek off di shirt off him back that him sweat up n poop Inna all day and sell this novice yute fi $3000 when a $500 alla paid for it months before! Dance a keep n Alla n him fren deh by the bar counter and just by pure coincidence who dat come buy guiness??Met di yute Inna di same shurt!! Dem hail each other n as soon as di yute walk off,Alla a dwl n tell him fren how him goose di yute.Them lef and go by the juke box n di yute forward again fi more liqour n idk the connection but the bar chick tell di yute wha she overhead!mi sey when di yute go ova to Alla all him coulda do was hold up his hands dem to protect him face n belly from the knife slashes and a so come him hands dem suh cut up cut up now instead a him face n tripe!
The one boasy is a serial offender enuh Met. One time him sell dis country yute a Ralph Lauren Polo Shirt and a one bag a men pon horse fi di logo instead of the lone rider. The yute did have him bad man family and dem box up boasy and warn him wicked. This fool nuh learn enuh cuz him turn round recently and sell dis murderer yute a lacoste shirt fi $3000 but Met would u belive the frigging crocodile/alligator nuh have any foot??! When the ppl dem a laff after di bad man is a rifle di man back pon Boasy.Met I was there n me nearly piss up miself wid fear cuz all boasy a beg the man a go low n a pretend to squeeze the trigger. All di boasy him coulda say “jus cool nuh mon,sorry boss”Di man demand bk $6000 from him and is 4ooo him did have so is me lend him the $2000 fi di man nuh kill him!
Final warning to unno vendors plz stop goose the ppl dem.Boasy if u reading,me a go want bk mi 2k yute asap!
This is stupid long time things a sell from China go have a seat
That’s why I only buy brands in legit stores, like saks/holt renfrew and other department stores.
Lol at the fools who want to kill the goosers dem. Nothing new about goosing it’s done all over the world yuh caa waa kill people fi smarter than yuh but unnu weh a goose the people dem fi pick unnu victims more wisely and act the fool too.
Like a man who has a stall that smells like piss is going to have an official Lacoste shirt to sell for 3000 dollars. Unu too fool!!!
Goose Killa to the world lololololo na mon it serious Dung ah Town
This is nothing new. A lot of the times they know its fake and dont care because all they want is the name or logo. Right now some of the hottest knock offs in jamaica are chanel bags, yeezys, and air max. In jamaica its not about quality its about quantity. They dont care as long as they have a lot of clothes and a new outfit each time they do road