In those days, you can’t eat your cake and have it, but these days you can eat your cake and have it FULL….Oh yes!!! Chika Esumobi (not real name), a 20-year old undergraduate at the University of Abuja, recently tested the limits of the wisecrack. And now acccording to our amebos, the new hymen is gaining ground among abuja babes.
Originally produced by Asian sex toy company Gigimodo, an interesting toy sometimes called a ‘designer hymen’ is sold at $30 (N4800) per piece on its website and shipped in by retailers who then sell for between N9, 000 to N15, 000.
Plastic and shaped like a sac, it is a flat object that expands to fit when placed inside the honeypot, leaking an optimal quantity of a blood-like liquid, after penile pressure, thus simulating the act deflowering. It is meant to be inserted about 15 minutes before sexual intercourse, with hands washed clean.
It comes with a manual and can only be used once. There are – thank God his mercies – reportedly no side effects.
Wonders will never end