Voice note 1
Hombre den yu nuh know seh bloodclaat Lizard and Wee ago call my phone today and tell me seh dem cyaaan find do two bloodclaat new shoes dem weh mi go dem dawg. Seh dem lock dem up in a wan house side a *undecipherable* weh a buil up dawg in a bloodclaat house yu lock up toe shoes and cyaaan find mi bumboclaat shoes bredren and a come tel me f**kery a mi ears dawg. Yow mi jus tell dem seh mek sure mi get mi shoes by eight a clack a badman

Voice note 3
*undecipherable* all your name get inna di ting caah a dat mi a tell mad dawg seh a weh day mi and you a reason bout di sed f**king ting bo’ as weh mi tel you hombre di man weh dem gi di bloodclaat shoes fi lock dawg- if eight a clack come and me nuh get mi shoes di same f**king ting dawg. Suh if dem waan dem fren fi live dem betta get mi bloodclaat shoes. Yow more time mi deeven love follow up certain science ting eenuh dawg. But you know seh a gyal tell me seh she call a woman and di woman can har instantly seh a di bwai weh ugh country weh day yah move di shoes fi sell it. Fi sell dem move di shoes dem fi sell eenuh dawg. And yu know seh mi a medz back caah mi a seh weh day ya when mi go country is a portion a man, a por, a portion a man forward eenuh dawg suh mi, mi deeven know which man bredren an mi tell you dawg, yow.

Voice note 4
Di battybwai dem a tell mi seh dem cyaaan find two a mi shoes eenuh dawg. Mi ago kill one a dem eenuh. Mi gi dem till eight a clack if get back mi bumboclaat shoes as a dead bloodclaat man dat eenuh.

Voice note 6
Dawg im a di fuss man mi page eenuh hombre caah mi a ask him seh how bredren how you a bloodclaat a run a place an you deeven know nuttn. Dawg di man a tell mi seh a tiddeh him hear eenuh and bandit a tell me seh di ting dem missn from Satday morning eenuh badman. Is a lickle bird call me and tell me and mi page lizard dem and dem a tell me seh a hit dem a go bout eenuh. A mi a seh dawg, dawg unu betta find man ting faas eenuh dawg mi deeven waan, waan yow. You nuh know seh one a di hombre dem weh get di ting fi lock mi deeven know dat deh yute dem eenuh. Problem come een like yessideh di man come live bow yah eenuh mi deeven know bloodclaat him eenuh. Suh mi mek sure tell di man deh seh mi waan mi bloodclaat shoes by eight a clack or mi ago f***k up two a dem dawg.

Voice note 7
Hombre den yuh nuh know seh yuh come like u a prophet dawg caah you seh suppm to mi seh you nuh like up deh suh becaah every lickle man jus run in an dem jus accept di man dem. Den you nuh know seh mi deh yah a medz dawg weh you seh and one mine seh fine out weh di tird man come fram, Weh dem seh lock di shoes caah mi nuh know him and mi know every yute weh grow bout deh. You nuh know seh mi run di file Problem Child di man dem a tell mi seh di hombre not even live deh fi one year dawg and guess wah dem seh, di hombre come from Waltham eenuh hombre. Walth…Waltam eenuh dawg dats mi haffi call lizard and Wee and diss dem up and she pu**y hole you nuh si seh a town craft di man use pan unoo caah di man lef fram bad place and come over yah so come see seh unu a some giggy giggy laughy laughy battybwai and tief di shoes carry go gi him fren dem a town and come back come siddung wid unu and gwaan like I’m nuh know how di shoes missin’ up and mi tell dem fi tel dah bwai deh seh if mi nuh get back mi shoes im and im bloodclaat Mumma ago dead eenuh badman *undecipherable*

Voice note 9
Nah haffi seh nutten badman. Mi dun a pree dat arredi. Mi jus waan dem go back fi mi shoes dats mi caan send dem down pon di Gaza dawg, suck dem mada if dem waan, dem go mek some one pop an mek we hear seh dem ave one pop up deh and wi go kill two a dem.

Voice note 11
Real f***king ting you a taak dawg caah mi neeven did a pree it suh and a so it really a work back fi real. Caah very ting jus go right back dung pan di Gaza dawg, big woman ting dawg. Dem fi go weh bredren.

Voice note 13
*undecipherable* caah it should a neva even reach as far as Tird Worl’ nyda caah fram day one mi know eenuh dem pu**y deh eenuh dawg. A just true Shatty did a par round wi eenuh. A Shatty bring Ratty eenuh dawg. And yu seet him end up come tun inna big informa eenuh dawg. So it shouldn’t even reach deh suh fram day one dawg

Voice note 15
A real taak you a taak eenuh Problem. Mi ago page back mad dawg and mek him page him becaah him a govan di program eenuh dawg so mi a caal him right now and mek you know wah ago hombre.

Voice note 17
Real ting badman. Naah man a real bumboclaat ting dawg. Big ooman ting. You aah hear bout it man.

Voice note 19
Same ting as weh we seh man. Di bwai a him tek di ting dem dawg. But di bwai Mumma up deh dawg. Dash mi a mek di man dash har weh eenuh hombre.

Voice note 21
*undecipherable* inna Shevy yaad eenuh. Shevy yaad di pussyhole gyal live inna.

Voice note 23
Deh yah. Deh yah a wait pon di priest dem fi link mi back and mek mi know wah dem a do. Caah if dem nuh sen on back di ting dem come in like dem ago get f***k eenuh dawg.

Voice note 24
*undecipherable* man a mad raas ting man

Voice note 26
Yea but Problem Child if dem cut weh dem ago cut guh? Dat a di raasclaat question hombre. Dem deh deh man. Dem cyaaan cut go no weh dawg you mad. But of dem even cut, Shawn Storm haffi go buy it back.

Voice note 28
No but a same so mi aah deal wid it , mi affi laugh dawg caah come in like yuh a mind reader bredren caah mi naah kill out mi self dawg. Mi jus call Shawn up to dis mawnin and tell him seh hombre *undeciphearable* bout mi tings dem and mek mi get money fi buy back mi ting dem an unoo do wah unoo a do wid who eva. Mi jus wah get back my ting and a yuh response if it. Suh mi mek sure tell him dat dis mawnin.

Voice note 30
Mi aah govern tings man you naah seh nutten man jus nuh…nuh…jus…jus listen

Voice note 32
Aah waah gwaan Problem Child mi deh yah a put on a tattoo star.

Voice note 33
A wah yuh jus di tattoo yeah man a bride of chucky man

Voice note 35
Yow tell mi exactly weh you hear bad man caah mi waan know waah gwaan.

Voice note 37
So who dem seh dash dem weh?

Voice note 39
Yow mi jus waah know a who tell you. A who a di fuss man weh tell you and weh him hear it from?

Voice note 40
Mmmmm hmmm, jus a while ago dat happen.



    1. di prophet weh mek him talk him business and go a station go sing like bird…………..simply di duppy bat a try impress di next man pon di phone…………..and u know seh afta mi deh yah a pree di ting ………it look like kartel hombre dem set him up mi cah laugh

  1. bandit,mad dawg,ratty,shevy,problem child,lizard,wee,shatty….mi jus curious fi kno how do you get a nickname like those…… anyways VOICE NOTE 19 real sad tho poor innocent lady

  2. but him did ago kill shawn,de muma and all sum gal de man sey de science ooman tell him sey a sell dem sell him tings put wat is not dis

    1. ubakaba ubakaba science again! Sound like he had his obeah woman on speed dial to rhatid…. mi a wonder how miss mums uppa UWI weh did a attest to siperior intelligence no issue no press relase yet… bout guest lecturer… they shouldve had this little bitch in the bio and physics lab a teach bout precise diccestion of the human body and how to mek people dissappear or appear more intellifent than they really are… quasi-faux-relativity 101 :nerd

        1. the way mi bex dissection turn whatever mi type up desso….what a wicked wretch… then ready fi coe talk bout how feem mumma goes to church every sunday and one bag a f**kery

  3. This bwoy is a real batteybwoy eno….. a plot fi kill people madda, I hope when the tables turn pon feem own him just AHA AHA an tek it wid a smile :mads

  4. U see how dah pussy yah wicked waa kill the boy mother weh dem claim tek the if dem kno seh the youth from Waltham tek the gun nuh him dem fi page just because lizard a weak fence so a him pay the penalty.

  5. Met a worl boss a chat soooooooooooo much say ano soh……..yow mi a laff cause di missing shoes tun di man medz upside dung yow a wonda if dem shoes deh a di 1 dem like weh come in di movie eraser wid d govanatorrrrrrrr lol no sah

      1. di fuxa paro bad…….remember wah girl weh name summer weh run di online jamaica ting seh shi neva impress how kartel deal wid dem ….wen dem call mavado name him seh dem fi lef right now …cause not even him mumma him wah si

  6. how comes mi no hear the defense a flat out or strongly denying dem message yah met? all dem a do a go after some petty shit….TAVARES BUT IS YOUR CLIENT INNOCENT DOH in my lordship voice lol

  7. Bwoy dem pissed off addi bad sah loll di solja dem naa learn fast enuff dem head tuff, addi das wah happen wen yuh try tun dancer inna badman is not a easy transition dwrcllll ….. di man call dem giggle giggle laughy laughy batty bwoy lmaooooooooo

    1. Kartel is a punk CC…clearly him pick pon Wee and Lizard cos them young and a 2 follower..but him couldn’t page the man from Waltham…hear him sey the man come from bad place and pull “town craft” pon dem.

  8. Good night met n metters u know movado did right wen him sing song weh say “New name fi informer is Mr Palmer. Boy dis man mouth a send him go prison watch to much rass “Scarface “

  9. A WONDER IF UNNO KNOW SEY A TESHA MILLER KARTEL A REPORT BACK TO UNNO REALLY A LOOK INTO IT.. Mi a gwan pree it to but kill me dead a tesha miller kartel a talk to pon dem voice note dey nothing can’t tell mi sey a nuh him

  10. Met an metters top of the morningssss loll..soh who dem say dash dem wey…who a di fuss person yuh hear from

  11. I cannot see kartel walking off this else jamaica wudda be a laughing stock..this never happends yet in jamaica where there is so much deadly voice evidence

  12. I strongly believe is tesha to ..all him ibwaan dem prison him yard or abroad ..killl off so much pple an run wey like dem tink god a sleep

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