hold I will re-write because the gentleman does not want his tweets here..too funny
Him se avoid Kartel by any means…read below
Around 2004/2005 Island Explosion a young man and him brethren dem go a di show. Him se di show di shell, Beenie and Kartel did close di show dah year deh. Di man seh when dem did ready fi head out him fren dem did well frass..Dem stop a KFC fi buy piece a half dead chicken and it gi him fren running belly suh dem stuck ina di KFC toilet fi bout two hours..Di bwaay drop asleep pan di toilet……..dem haffi knock di door fi get him out …dem wake him now and hit fi toll…by dis time di fren a clock 150mph and dem spot a blue bimma a come full speed looking like baphomet. Him seh dem deh pan di toll both cars a go same speed and none nah pass each other..Kartel dem now drive up behind dem and a blow horn and flash light di bwaay seh him bredrin dem neva a pay him no mind because him did still high and belly a bubble up same way. Afta two minutes a di same speed dem wudden mek kartel bimma pass dem …kartel dem wind down dem window and when dem look a bay smoke and badwod
So him brethren draw sudden brakes and di bimma nearly lick up dem speed off a skin dem teeth ..Den di bredrin slow dung agen and seh ‘ guh suck u mada bimma boi’. When dem look di bimma shot pon d next side and drive up next to dem.. black tink like 2003 Kartel bimma…when dem look di window roll down half way and all dem hear is ”AHA HA..Bumbobloodclaat”..When dem look a teacha dat.. ( left hand drive bimma) and he was on the passenger side dem seh dem go 150 inna one lickle mazda and to how kartel dem man floor di cyar me swear it did a go tek off dem seh him mek one draw offa di spliff and it dun right desso ..Di bwaay and him fren dem start blaze back di highway…kartel dem bimma dat behind dem…kartel dem ketch dem up and block dem so dem a swerve kartel bimmer still behind dem..till dem see a window and him did deha di passenger side..when dem look di smaddy neva did a laugh dem a look ina one glock. Di yoot seh di fren pudung a piece a speed ina dem old car …when dem reach near di toll dem under dem same way and him did done plan fi open fi cyar door him bredrin dem spot him a remove him seatbelt an seh ” say pu**y if u plan fi run out me stop this bloodclaat”. Di man buss out Psalm 23 bout 23 time him seh like a 2 times table.
When dem reach di toll booth and guess what?? One piece a traffic who neva waa shit before waa shit den because dem cudden run..Him ease off di seat belt and exit di cyah him bredrin neva suh lucky cause him cudden run lef di res a people dem… and spot kartel dem bimmer ina di line
Him just see dipassenger door open and a man head well wrap up inna one white shirt him just perform inna.. wid supn well shine a gully creep
Hear fi him brethen now” Dawg.. kartel really a go kill we?
By time fi him tun roun a him dat jump ova di bar and shot up d toll road.. soso shut and pants
Him seh when him look back when him neva hear no no gun shot and far enuff because know him hand no dat straight …As di boss reach di 2nd car di light tun green.. him brethren dem start rev out a di toll booth and him see di iron rise him jump ova di side ..him bredrin stop and him jump back in neva seh nothing afta dat because him bredrin a cuss di res a di way because a di fastest dem eva done di toll…when dem a rev out di $50 gas run rite out and dem seh him fi help push di cyar…Him spot ferry police station up di road and and by di time him fi se cyar him spot di blue bimmer..him start di piece a running agen..bimma a go 150 and him a go 180…lef him bredrin one fi push di cyar…when him look him hear smaddy say
” daaaawg… weh me fi tell u mada. Say???’ Him hear ‘ SYM!!!!’ .. den him just say alright and start bolt agen ina so so pants and shirt up mandela high way no shoes…when him reach ferry police station.. tyad laka dog weh just done hump.. him see a police outta door and tell dem say him brethren a get rob
Him seh me him neva waa tell di police seh such man just pull gun pon dem.. by time me say ‘ officer’ him hear him brethren say ‘ me lef me cyar dung desso’
Him tun roun and seh weh di cyar? Di man say dawg weh yah ask me say?? U never hear when me get a f**k drop backa u?
Di police go in and tell who and who say him a pull out.. while him ina d station.. when dem look nuh di blue bimma dat a cruise past