REJECT!

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BEENIE DID TALK IT SEH HIM DID WORK FI KARTEL FI FREE AND HIM CHARGE HIM FI PERFORM A FI HIM EVENT AND WHEN BEENIE MONEY SHORT 20K DI MAN TAN UP AND MEK SURE BEENIE PAY HIM………. WHEN KARTEL AND MAVADO GET LOCK DUNG……..DARREL VAZ PUT IN A WORD FI HIM GET LET OUT………..DARREL PUT ON A SHOW………KARTEL SEH HIM WANT 1.3 MILLION……….VAZ SEH.. *Goodbye my friend, but remember, a good friend is better dan pocket money*…………..WHEN PORTIA DID A PUT ON HAR LIKKEL RALLY CONCERT TING……..SHE SEND HIM………HIM SED HIM OBEAH OOMAN SEH HIM NUH FI GUH….DI SAME SCIENCE OOMAN DEH OO..WHEY LOOK CHOO ONE SIDE A DI CRYSTAL………..DI WAY HOW PORTIA SCRATCH HIM OFF DEM SEH WHEN PEOPLE SEH KARTEL SHE HAFFI DRAW FI HAR *FAMOUS JAMAICANS* BOOK AND LOOK UP A WHO NAME SUH AGEN……….’ WORLD LOSS’ DID A BELIEVE HIM OWN HYPE OO…………SO WHEN LIZARD CHUBBLE TEK HIM AND DI BOAT CUDDEN FIT HIM………..HIM MEMBA KD KNIGHT DOING UP PAN DI TV AND CALL HIM……….. DEM SEH KD SEH * NOT ON MY NAME……..I REJEK….* HIM RUN UP PAN VALRIE SHE AND VALRIE SAY ALRIGHT BUT MI WAA YUH STOP BLEACH..CUT YUH HAIR…AND JUS SIDUNG LIKKLE BIT KAW IN A FEW YEARS OF SHUFFLING…JCF GWINE LOST EVERY EVERYTING……. ‘WORLD LOSS’ SEH ”YOU WORK FI ME, I DONT WORK FI YUH……..YOU ARE FIRED!…HAYYYYY TRUMP BIG SON DID A GALANG BADDD……HIM DRAW DUNG FI TAVARES WHO DI PEOPLE DEM SEH TELL HIM DI CASE DOE LOOK GOOD BUT HIM GWINE TRY……….SEE IT YAH NOW POOR TAVARES A TRY SO VELLY WELL HIM BUS OUT INA COURT BOUT OFFICER READ WRONG MESSAGE ……DI JUDGE TELL HIM FI *****SIT DOWN*******..AND TOM SAT DOWN
..DI PEOPLE DEM SEH SHAWTIE GLAD HIM IN DEH CAUSE NOW SHE A DI REAL BOSS CAN GET PAPER GO DRAW MONEY AND TING……BEFORE TIME ALL SHE CUDDA DUH A PUSH HAR HAN CHOO DI WINDOW AND GET UP HAR CHANGE WHEN HIM EASE UP OFFA DI GYAL DEM..NOW BANK A SEE HAR FAYCE!*** Do your thing gurll***

JCF DI PEOPLE DEM SEH MEK SURE UNNO MEK CHOW GET A WORK PERMIT SUH HIM NUH LEGGO WHEY INA FARRIN..KAWS HIM DEH INA MEGA MART AND ALL BOUT…FRESH FROM DI TRIP INA DECEMEBER………CHOW……..YUH GET A START OVER..DO THE RIGHT THING!! BADNESS NUH PAY…GUH LOOK A WUK INA FARRIN AND GO LIVE SOME LIFE! NUH MEK PEOPLE A JAMAICA STAY AND HEAR SEH YUH BODY A COME BACK DUNG!! GUH LOOK A RERK!

AIDONIA DI PEOPLE DEM SEH FROM DI KARTEL TRIAL A GWAAN DI STUDIO DOE SI YUH! EVERYDAY YUH SIDUNG INFRONT A DI TV AND COMPUTER CHECKING DI NEWS. DEM SEH DI LIKKLE TRIAL SWEET YUH VELLY BADLAY……DIDI YUH FEEL LAKKA SE YUH CAN RUN DI DANCEHALL WORLD NOW? **sit down///**Judge to Tavares voice**….. POPCAAN MI KNOW YUH WAA PUSH OUT YUH HEAD…..BUT YOU SURE CAN PUSH IT OUT KAWS SAKE A KARTEL YUH AND TOMMY LEE GET A WEEK WUT A BEATING A GUYANA…TANK GOD UNNO NEVA END UP LIKE LIZARD…………TINY LIKE HOW A YUH DREAM AND TELL KARTEL NUH GUH GUYANA AND MEK POPCAAN AND DI ADDA GAZANITES DEM GET KIDNAP AND BEATING.. ..YUH CUDDEN DREAM AND TELL HIM DOE KILL LIZARD! WHAT A PIECE A CROSSES TEK HIM! IT LOOK LIKE WHEN YUH AND SHAWTIE GUH TO DI SCIENCE LADY AND UNNO SEH ADIJAH HAR BALL GET FOGGY….CARRY WINDEX TOMORROW….AND SHE MUS SEE DI KAYSE! ……… KAW SEE IT YAH NOW..EVERYTING CRASH!
MS DIGICEL! I SEE YOU………WHAT A WAY YUH QUIET TODEH..NUTIN ABOUT DI TRIAL YUH NUH SI LIZARD A HARBOR VIEW AGEN? :travel

0 thoughts on “REJECT!

  1. Met, yuh si yuh? Yuh is a very funny person. Is one week “wut” a beaten Tommy and whoever get dung a Guyana? Glass ball and windex and all dem ting. Mi like how yuh can dash it fancy and plain. Nuhbaddie cyaan seh dem neva understand. DWL!
    And mi like how yuh drop the morality in deh amongst the satire… yes even the obeah ooman neva like kartel.

  2. The image of Miss Portia a beat mi bad. It ca’t leff outta mi head. I can imagine how shi did really carry on. DWL!

  3. so basically, kartel did really feel like seh a him name god. him burn very bridge in sight so now he r on him own

  4. Tan deh deh Mett. Shawty smarter dan wi think. When she go a di Science Ooman she tell Skirtel di OPPOSITE wha d ooman say. She seh doan kill Lizard n Shawty tell him sey di oman sey KILL him baxide. If di ooman sey run she tell him sey di oman seh tan tuddy.

    Big up Shawtyyyyyyy. U work fi eberyting u get inna u hand now

  5. Me like dis……Karthell, u nuh c ow God werk, him really put u an yours fi “SIT DUNG” frigga oonu!!!!!!! :bola :bola

    Morning Jmg, met, jmg crew, bloggers, peepers an all, bless-up!!!

  6. HIGHER DI RASSS MONKEY CLIMB…. :kr

    Bwoy it seems like NOBADDI neva like Kartel under di quiet, but chuu dem know him backative strang, him have nuff bad man at him beck and call and him have tings fi blackmail people wid dem haffi love him up and big him up unda di quiet. What a ting when yuh owna Obeah woman and yuh owna ‘ooman doh like yuh!! :salahkamar

    So Ummm..Ms. Curry-ann….what a way you well qiuet pan Instagram, Twitter and FB, what? Trying to maintain your uptown life and uptown image despite having a crumbling marriage (di man nuh whaaaa yuh!!) and yuh criminal boopsie on trial as we speak! But Image (along with money inna your worl’) is everything. Cannot let the well-to-do know seh yuh is a gaza groupie and yuh nyam off Kartel cocky doh? :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak

    TOO LATE!! PEEPLE DUN ALREADY A TALK! And my boss a uptown, I will make it my civic duty to help spread the JMG gospel and mek him know how yuh stay. Cuzz we dun know nobaddi nuh chat and gossip and scandal dem one anedda like UPTOWN PEOPLE. :thumbup By the time my Boss dung chat to di right linkage dem…a bet yuh ago haffi neatly tek whe yuhself! lolll :tkp

    1. TT Evil! I LOVE IT!!!!!!! :beer: :alay

      Met, morning. Hope you started your day with a nice breakfast…today juice alone nah go do it…O lol

        1. Met n PP mawning dem news ya fi meet 2 cornmeal dumpling cause it trang no bax side KD Knight say reeeee-ject smh FARTEL oh was a tangled web we weave when we weave to deceive smh

  7. I think I know what ur talking Met. Regarding dat girl, dat girl ShellyANNN….

    She gwaan like she nice and have one bag a MAN>> :kr (Quoting Red Rat song) Inlcuding di Worl FART whe siddung a court right ya nung. Yea man.

    Met yuh eva wonda why some girl whe name SHELLYANN always gi so much problem? (Man problem), Red Rat sing it, Vegas bawl it, and now Kartel fcuk it…and har soon-to-be-exhubby lef it!! Yes ms. digicel….Red Rat neva sing a truer song…SHELLYANN U LiSTENING BOO? :2thumbup Yuh lucky that beautiful child u got there came out white, and not Kartel color, cuz that ‘separation’ you put up on FB would have changed to single over a year now if yuh exhubby did ever find out! :travel

  8. metty wat away fartel, cumtel, willtel, affitel, mustel did cold mon… him nuh fi walk back outta road … i hope him rot in hell.

  9. met a doe know this lady but.. me see ooun comment and me go do me own investigation and me find her yes met me is r find her… met she has two kids? cause me deh pan her insta yaa now… her two kids dem half white just say pin pin.. what away her head big.. she favor kartel two a dem look retarded alike… if a she just say ping ping she look like a real nerd

  10. Met, every day you never cease to amaze me aid dese write ups dwlllllll. Mi jus a imagine DiDi in front a di tv wid di laptop pon him lao a keep track right here pon di pink walls dwlllll…

  11. Ispeaktruth….

    me lub yuh Bad bad bad!! :kiss :kiss :kiss

    TONX for di pic so dat people can see Curry-Ann and her Joe grine seat togedderrrr :kimpoi

    Wonder if anybody pinch di exhubby yet and mek him know what was goin on under his noses? :travel

  12. Met yu a di best….mi nuh stop laugh…..it look like di way how kartel a fret him stop rub cause him look like him a get back black.

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