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MET! mi de pon the old site looking for the old story that was submitted bout the Jamaican/ bahamian girl name Mickelle *** (facebook name is Mickelle Prozac) that was f**king off Mr Lexx and him use her and done her out but mi caan find it. Anyway, for all who never memba or see the story, this big ooman have ar young picni dem fi different different man and she nuh stop walk and f***k down the whole a bahamas and tek how much flight gone a US and Jamaica and all over Bahamas wid the new man them she f**king. Then she start link dutty lexxus and start hype with the ting like lexxus ah smaddy and she neva stop leff ar picni dem fi how much weeks ah fly come down a jamaica every minute fi lexxus f**k ar out (and a nuh him pay fi ar come down ya).
Anyway, long story short, lexxus use her up and dash ar weh quick quick and she start feel a way so she did start threaten him up pon her twitter bout she ago reveal him dutty secrets and nasty tings she find pon him laptop and is round same time the story did submit (round 2 years ago mi tink) and she come pon JMG ah try defend herself but me neva know seh a so she popular and people did know she dutty and nasty from long time so the fellow JMG readers did scoop out the dish wid even more juicy details and she couldn’t manage.
Anyway MET, since that, mi nuh know a wah happen but my girl get well scarce pon social media. She nuh too update her twitter or facebook nuh more since the whole ting happen bout how she “embarrassed” but she neva feel so when she a leff her picni dem fi go find new man fi f**k off. but anyway, MET, as me seh, she get scarce from the whole stink post but likkle and likkle tings me observe when me deh a bahamas and see and hear from her own wukless friend dem (Hyasha) know wah gwan.
Afta she and lexx fall out, she go find a white man weh usually travel nuff all bout and as usual, she deh deh a hop round the place with him and hype all ova bahamas leff ar picni dem fi the new buddy. the man all coming like him did really have feelings fi ar doh cuz him carry her all over the place when he was dere and she neva stop hype pon fb bout it but she nuh stop go round the man cuz me feel a true anuh “star” she just, like always, a use the man fi wah she can get from him. One time she did all start go back a school but every minute she switch school and gone do something new and i doubt she even finish anything.
Flash foward now MET, and everybody can tell you seh every celebrity weh come a Bahamas from Jamaica, my girl mek sure she reach the party and “charm” her way inna the VIP section fi try get a hype. Chris Martin did deh deh wah day fi him BDAY bash and MET, she deh deh round the man like a common door mat nuh stop nuff up herself cuz she waan the bus from him. That ah the only time people see her too tuff a party enuh…is when celebrity from Jamaica ago deh deh she reach deh. if you did all go pon her twitter before she private it (AFTER the tings them buss out pon JMG 2 years ago), u wudda see seh she nuh stop comment pon everything nasty mouth Matterhorn and the boy from Voicemail and vegas dem and nun a dem wudda barely answer ar. if them type “the”, my girl mek sure she answer them like the common groupie she is. the only one wah use to answer her back regular was the one from voicemail.
MET, mi nuh know is wah the post from 2 years do but all me know seh, my girl lose off a whole heapa the weight and learn fi do her makeup properly and nuh look too bad at all nowadays. weave all step up the game and nuh stop go hard wid the partying when she hear some artists in town. She 34 this year and still ah try walk and find hype man fi f**k and wife her but none a dem nuh want ar. She did a try look Vegas and every minute neva stop comment pon everything the man write pon him facebook but him neven acknowledge ar presence. All me waan know is when she a ago decide she need fi start set a better example fi ar daughter and know seh the walky walky and f**ky f**k wid one bagga man and leff ar picni dem fi weeks and days on end need fi stop. She already ah get support from her man dem money wise and her ex husband did mix up inna some illegal tings (well, so dem have it pon the island still cuz one time gone u wudda see dem nuff 2gether n all off a sudden, nobody caan see him again cuz we hear a jail him gone) and she get leff wid the whole a dat deh money. ah so she a use the money fi run “business” and ah hype like she work fi it. she sick stomach man, me nah hate but we haffi big up the Bahamas door mat cuz we nuh give her enuff credit fi how she a move ard wid the ting. and she still a hype up arself cuz the man dem pon her facebook page nuh stop gwan thirsty fi the dash out pu**y so she nuh stop gwan like seh she ah the hottest ting and everybody want ar.
All me a done seh, nuh surprized she nah breed soon and u hear ah some “artist” own cuz she a go hard from the whole lexxus ting fi try land a “celebrity”.