Florida man accused of breaking into woman’s home, drinking vodka, frying chicken
A Florida man was charged with burglary after he allegedly entered a residence after the homeowner left for work — only to help himself to her vodka and fry up some chicken, authorities said.
Ronald Wesly was discovered manning Samantha O’Neal’s stove when she and her sister came home on Wednesday night, Fox station WOFL reports.
“He was in here, drunk as a skunk, just being Betty Crocker,” said O’Neal’s shocked sibling Melissa Stanley.
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The Alachua County resident responded by screaming at the 34-year-old man — then she literally took matters into her own hands.
“I just wanted him off the property, so I picked him up and threw him out the gate,” said O’Neal.
She proceeded to call for help, with Alachua County Sheriff’s deputies arriving to find Wesly still walking around the area.
Wesly, who is currently out of jail, faces felony charges of burglary and larceny.
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Of Wesly, O’Neal said he was an acquaintance but had no permission to enter her home, though she did have one positive thing to say about the results of him pirating her poultry.
“My buddy had eaten it,” she told WOFL. “He said it was seasoned very well.”
Imagine a one a dem tired and y hungry days but de cook crawny 😀 😀
:ngakak :ngakak :ngakak mi wouldn’t nyam dat lol di man can cook lol no sah dis funny. Di cooking teef.. a wah duh sandwich? Him seh no…. chicken :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak fry @dat weh tek long.
A suh she strong fi lift him and dash him a di gate. Dem know him, and him looking for the feeling of a home. Nothing was stolen, him probably felt he was going to give dem a treat after dem gone work. None a dem ppl yah nuh sound normal.