Good afternoon everyone; For those who have been here for the past seven years, you know polls have been the way we end the year. Please post your nominees for the categories below because I have left out a few names out of the polls and its better if you the bloggers nominate your choice.
Best dressed INTERNATIONAL………. This is a global nomination
Best dressed Dancehall male
Story of the Year
Mate of the Year
JMG name of the year—-(people who we gi nick name)
Most improved —
Mate who did not win the man fi di year-
Wifey wid di most mate-
Worse surgery body fi di year-
Best surgery fi di year
Story of the Year – Teneisha Image
Mate of the Year – Teneisha Image
JMG name of the year—- Teneisha Image Blue stone(people who we gi nick name)
Mate who did not win the man fi di year- Teneisha Image
Wifey wid di most mate- Applezz.
Dat a last year ratings fi teneisha :ngakak
Afta me no memba lady? :ngakak You make me buss out a big laugh, is so me memory gone? lol. Have a good 2017 Dearest and don’t stop bring the stress pon them. lol
Dat was a historical moment so it feel like yesterday cause see smaddy else nominate har deh…she and pocahantas a run di name dem red
Story of the Year
1. the lady who rent the house in arizona with the figurine , cant remember the details lol
2. kasi missing from the olympics and all media write ups
3. Apple – whether it was the wedding with no picture, the new body and teeth, the tracing the robbas obsession , she gotta be in it
Best dressed INTERNATIONAL………. Michelle Obama
Best dressed Dancehall male Popcaan, I like him
Story of the Year US Election
Mate of the Year –
JMG name of the year—-(people who we gi nick name) Apple
1. Best dressed INTERNATIONAL
◙ England— Camille Lee
◙ Canada— Nikki Hype
◙ Jamaica— Shelly-Ann Frasier- Pryce
2.Best Dressed Dancehall Male
◙Paul Range
3.Story of the Year-
◙ Bolt and the Many Groupies
4.Mate of the Year-
◙ NOT THE 1st ever dirty bitch to take her ‘friend’ man. ( Dr.Moodie Concubine)
6.JMG Name of The Year (people who we gi nickname)
◙ Bath & Body Teef (Rohan)
◙ Pocahontas (Apple)
◙ Cosmetic Slipperz (Jodi)
7.Most Improved
◙ Sweets Couture
8.Mate Who Didn’t Win The Man Fi Di Year-
◙ Kasi
9.Wifey Wid Di Most Mate-
◙ Apple
10. Trouble Maker of The Year
◙ Shawty Spenda
11. Man Minder of The Year
◙ Dolly
– Best dressed INTERNATIONAL
MICHELLE OBAMA
– Best dressed Dancehall male
1st place – Devin di Dakta
2nd place – Popcaan
3rd place – Ding Dong
– Story of the Year
1st place – anything fi do with Kasi + Usain…dem keep we rolling from summer till now!
2nd place – all a Apple story dem/ all a Kerry story dem/ all a Twinny story dem/ all a Robbas story dem (dem haffi go share)
3rd place – all a di dancehall ppl story dem from New York
4th place – Shamielle + Nino + Aneka + Kareem Big Dreams + Mr Wong + 1/3 a Kingston + 1/4 a di rest a Jamaica
5th place – Nickesha and Marvin + Sher, Renee and Marvin Wife + Di ppl dem man weh Sher did a tek + Di man weh Renee did a tek who never want har
6th place – Shavel and Sadiki + Kim
7th place – Errice + Zum and him gal dem
8th place – RichRush, Shanzia, Shuggy, Waynette, and dem other likkle girl deh!
9th place – Di dancehall one dem a England/ Cananda
10th place – Yanique and everybody inna dancehall + Kitty
11th place – Matterhorn married
12th place – Gully Bop and all a him gal dem
-Mate of the Year
1st place – Kasi
2nd place – everybody inna dancehall a foreign! Damn nasty!
3rd place – Errice
4th place – 1/2 a portmore (no mi nah just talk di dancehall one dem….Portmore in general)
– JMG name of the year—-(people who we gi nick name)
Year nuh done yet suh mek me gwaan watch!
– Most improved —
Da one ya a joke!
– Mate who did not win the man fi di year- if wah me see a gwaan wid Shamielle and Zum…then Errice
– Wifey wid di most mate-
1st place – any and all a di gal dem inna dancehall a foreign!
2nd place – Denyque
3rd place – Kim (cause Aidonia nah stop try f**k everybody)/ di girl weh Matterhorn married/ Konshens girl
– Worse surgery body fi di year-
1st place – di one weh did a walk like new born calf!
2nd place – Jody couture
and har breasts dem
3rd di whole a Bronx
4th Ms Kitty and har batty
5th Yanique batty
– Best surgery fi di year
1st place…mi still a wait, dem do di surgery and it look alright den a week later it start look wrong!
BEST TEETH OF THE YEAR :nerd
UP UP METTY
Best Dressed international…Camille..sadiki (bolt bredda)
Worst surgery do up pon Gods green earth MARLENE….JODY…HAPPLE…ROBBAS…MITCHIE BOO
Best surgery do up…KIZZY
Story of the year….Bora Bora, Kasi pretends to fly out to rio….
The balmain dress……the birkin bag….apple vs mello…..dolly vs robbas the passport vs the shoes
Worst surgery goes to jodi wid har hell ah top hell ah bottom breast dem
Best Dressed Dancehall Male: Mikey Mention
Best Dressed Dancehall Female: Kim Possible and Nikki Hype
Story of the year: Usain wetting up himself in all them international waters. Oh yeah can’t forget Kasi!
The Rodigan saga wasn’t too bad either.
How can we forget the beauty queen that run outta her gucci shoes.
Woiieee spoon u have me rolling :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak :ngakak
Don’t forget Yankee Michelle fi did worst surgery list
Best dressed Dancehall male…. None a Dem luv wear too much ooman clothes.
Story of the Year….Kasi all the way Neva see a more ediot gal all now she Nuh Mek di publicist fix usain teeth dat gal.
Mate of the Year…. Between Kasi an apple
Mate who did not win the man fi di year-… Kasi
Wifey wid di most mate-… Apple
All mi can memba a Kasi dat gal Tek a whole heap a Lls dis yah year…an Fi me head Nuh good already…
Mate who don’t win man of the year- Tina di nail technician
The worst surgery- Jodi, katty, yankee Michelle
Story of the year- apple vs mello, dolly vs robbas
Wife wid most mate- apple
Best dress dancehall male- Mikey mention
Mate of the year- Tina di nail technician
Poppy show of di year- Marcel wet wet
Best natural body- sweets couture and dolly
Most improved sweets
Bwoy me want nominate miss kitty fi biggest dragment of the year but me feel say kasi ago beat har.
Mate a di year goes to stacy aka sumting
mate a di year ,stacy sumting ,u was wife and lef u man fi tun uncle stay side chick ,hello wait him coming
How kasi get matte of the year so much when a she alone him wife up??
Best dressed INTERNATIONAL………. This is a global nomination
—> *blank*
Best dressed Dancehall male
—>Not “Dancehall” per say but that guy Denva @dimznificient can dress his ass off
Story of the Year
—> every single story weh send in bout Kasi and Bolt
Mate of the Year
—> Kirstin because she tek her friend man successfully
—> Kasi because she a mate and deheven know it
JMG name of the year—-(people who we gi nick name)
—>Bobbette aka Robbas
Most improved
—>Sweets
Mate who did not win the man fi di year-
—> Errice, Aneka, Shamiele, Kasi
Wifey wid di most mate-
—> H’apple
Worse surgery body fi di year-
—> Jody and Yanique – I doh care, I doh care. Dem ready fi burseeee
Best surgery fi di yea
@tiffaniektw
WORST SURGERY GOESTO KATTY AKA PRETTY PLASTIC …. THERE IS NOTHING PRETTY INNAH DAT PLASTIC and if she nuh get it she will get it next year fi sure because she nuh stop f**k up her body.
BEST SURGERY … Ophelia … Prettydime on IG we can all agree
Gal wid the most mate Apple
International best dress _ Camille from England
Jojo fashion princess -NY (us)
Best dressed couple global M.Obama and our president Mr.Obama. best dressed dancehall Mitche Boo when she have on clothes, best male all the men that dress like men. Worst surgery Yankee Michelle and the hamper bottom ladies. Kizzy gets 2 best surgery and most mates
Oh lawd how could I forget kerry badway…
Worst surgery body EVER….im embarrased for her….I swear this oman borrow the talking mirror from Snow White…the mirror a tell ar say she a di fairest of them all….
Story of the year:
*-Kasi “on her way” to Rio
Mate a di year:
*-Not the 1st bitch fi tek har friend mon (the Mr. Moodie/Doc drama)
JMG nickname:
*-Pocahontas(Apple)
*-Robbas(I dnt even kno har real name.lol)
*-The running man (Jay icon)..oldie but goodie..lol
Most improved:
*-kerry-ann (fi go get har doggie dentures)
Wife with most mates:
*-Apple
*-Kasi
Best surgery body:
*-Apple
*-Autopsie lady
Worst surgery body:
*-Robbas
*-Yankee Michell
*-Kerry badway(she ago hve this title fi eternity)
*-Jodi
*-Miss Kitty
*-Yanique(har current body b/c the 1st round a surgery cudda pass)